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Military rage

  • Me: You know what I don't get, why people try to correct me when I say chalberg. They always say "don't you mean 'master sgt chalberg?'" and I'm like "no, I mean chalberg"
  • Brock: Its because you're saying it wrong.
  • Me: what? Chalberg?
  • Brock: no!
  • Smartass.
  • Me: :D

"I’m not sorry for loving you, i’m sorry for falling in love with you…"

i have some homework to do..

i have to write a poem…hopefully it goes alright….

The Black Guy

threeee18 asked: Why does your profile have purple in it? I guess you really love purple drank. lol jk Chris....hahahah

i love that purp…and some phat rabbit, can’t go wrong with that?

my queen

met the most wonderful girl ever…and i’ve never physically been with her…she makes me extremely happy but our distance makes me sad…but luckily for me, my love is stronger than gravity

:)

(i just rhymed)

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The Black Guy

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

inanimate?..i’m too lazy to look up that word…

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The Black Guy

Anonymous asked: Porn is art. Not so much a question but it's more of a statement. ;)

porn is not art, art is art…but thanks for your input :)

(Source: itsfunnytome, via keephellacalm)